how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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