He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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