she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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