The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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