i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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