Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I will be naked everywhere
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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