I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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