I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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