Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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