See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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