i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
3 2 1 whiskey
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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