brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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