How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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