I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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