Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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