i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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