it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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