That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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