Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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