i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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