Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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