But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You have to summon your inner elephant
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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