I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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