I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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