i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
