so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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