i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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