i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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