i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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