She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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