Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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