At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i need some magic done to my vagina
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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