Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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