hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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