OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
wow bdsm is so cute
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