I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
