Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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