D3 body, D1 cock
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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