As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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