last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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