You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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