Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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