she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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