scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
