i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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