I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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