TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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