New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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