He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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