Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Randomize