found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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