its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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