Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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