He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
These tits shall not be calmed
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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