It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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