I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
