I'd wear matching sweaters with you
kristin has been a bad kristin
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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